(One Empty Row.)
Norway’s citizen, heimopäällikkö Simo, was a very different Norway’s citizen than more usual Norway’s citizens. Even the most usual citizens of Norway thought that he was different from himself. Usually he had reddish stockings. Norway’s citizens usually have Norway’s nationality, but even in this heimopäällikkö Simo differs from Norway’s even most usual citizens.
Heimopäällikkö Simo stands/sits depending on reader’s choise in either Presidentinlinna or behind it thinking about his next unbelivable travellings, on witch he has already booked his tickets. His complicity to the organizating of his unbelivable travellings has nowadays been a quite little.
Citizens of Norway! They have maybe granted you the citizenship of Norway in the day you were born.
Heimopäällikkö Simo headed towards Presidentinlinna’s wall either at inside or outside, not depending of reader’s choise. He looked at himself from many directions at the same time and thought quite a lot. At the same time happened something unbelivable! It had been three years from the moment when they assumed that the present comes after three years from now. It had been scientifitically proved for three years. Eventhough birch-switch during the last three years this scientific theory had been taken fully critically.
Heimopäällikkö Simo said: “What said?” until he noticed the presence of other human beings. Only until now they noticed that they were in cooperation with this famous wall of Presidentinlinna. It had always been difficult to join the others’ group ‘cause they included i.a. the roof of Presidentinlinna and Lattiat. Lattiat had become famous last summe, when [s]he was made famous. Then heimopäällikö Simo’s cellular phone jingled at the same time! He answered the call when he noticed that it came from another phone. There was an antenna in the other side of the phone. The voice coming from the phone said: “Pittää lopettaa, kun tulloo liikoa laskua”, and the call ended as mysteriously as it had began.
Heimopäällikkö Simo had come to the Presidentinlinna along the stairs, so he wasn’t in his wonders about the fact that Presidentinlinna’s stairs were still where they were. But then happened. Suddenly an unbelivable thought attacked to the mind of heimopäällikkö Simo — what if Jens Johansson rushes along these stairs of Presidentinlinna into Presidentinlinna to complain to heimopäällikkö Simo that he uses his T9 too fast. Heimopäällikkö Simo considered already some resistance movement for this kind of situation, when he smelled the smoke: the use of fireplaces has become more frequent since the times of the invention of the fireplace, so he didn’t concentrate on that but moved his glance to the rooflights of Presidentinlinna. There was more than one of them so his eyes were still on their place. But were the rooflight on their places? Maybe they had conquered the space of some other artifact. Heimopäällikkö Simo would have liked to solve but the use of conditionals made it unbelivably tough: the citizen of Norway, heimopäällikkö Simo, well-knownly didn’t manage this piece of grammar and didn’t separate the seasons. Eventhough Finland’s Presidentinlinna was not known in Norway as Talludden. Unmercifully thinking about that heimopäällikkö Simo bought black sausage, on what he enjoyed unbelivably without words/little reversing the original meaning of reader’s choise.
A moment later heimopäällikkö Simo’s mobile phone rang again — could the caller be heimopäällikkö Simo’s mother, who has Norway’s nationality and 5.94573 Sudan’s currency unit? Her mother is heimopäällikkö Simo’s grandmother. After tempering himself and removing this awful thought from his mind, heimopäällikkö Simo answered the incoming call that appeared in the satisfied face of the member of Parliament that was sitting next to him. From the other head of the line belonged some background noise to the hearing bodyparts of heimopäällikkö Simo. Mother told: “Tail!”, and continued with words, “To home to eat!” An international sorrow conquered heimopäällikkö Simo about the thing that the endpoint of his unbelivable travelings had came in front of it.